Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles (1990)

Related: Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles II (1991)

The TMNT franchise played a large role in my childhood, and for that it pains me to write this review. That so many children have been exposed and thereby endeared to it is a tragedy, for it has ultimately served as one of many means through which our generation has become desensitized to violence, irreverence, and profanity. The violence in this movie, in particular, was so problematic back in the 90's that during development, its own producers, actors, actresses, and even Jim Henson, the creator of the turtle suit animatronics, complained that the violent content was excessive. Yet, the violence in this movie pales in comparison to what dominates movies, television, and video games today—how quickly has society fallen and continues to decay!

This movie should be avoided because it is filled with profanity (at least 16 instances), blasphemy (God's name is taken in vain at least 12 times), and involves and/or promotes defiance against God, disdain for authority, immodesty, and sexual immorality. Since its heroes practice sin, this movie conditions viewers to substitute evil for good and good for evil (Isa. 5:20) by praising evildoers who ought to be despised (Ps. 15:4; Pro. 28:4).

Violations of God's Law

Defiance against God

This movie violates the First Commandment.

  • Splinter and the turtles are shown assuming Hindu meditation poses, engaging in eastern style meditation, which is antithetical to Christianity and biblical meditation.
  • There is a scene in which Leonardo leads the turtles in an eastern meditation ritual whereby they summon Splinter through astral projection—effectively engaging in sorcery to gain knowledge and insight regarding the whereabouts of their master.

Blasphemy and Profanity

This movie violates the Third Commandment. God has warned that he will not hold guiltless those who take his name in vain (Ex. 20:7).

  • April takes God's name in vain at least 4 times
  • Charles takes God's name in vain at least twice
  • Michelangelo, Casey Jones, and the police chief each take God's name in vain at least once
  • Leonardo, Donatello, and Danny each utter a minced oath
  • Profane references: hell (4), damn (7), among others

Disdain for Authority

This movie promotes violations of the Fifth Commandment. Those who disobey parents are worthy of death according to the judgment of God (Rom. 1:30-32); those who despise government are likened to brute beasts who will be condemned (2Pe. 2:10-12; Jude 1:8-10).

  • Vigilantism: as self-appointed masked vigilantes, the turtles, along with their ally Casey Jones, defy civil authority and ignore the laws imposed by duly appointed authorities.
    • Casey takes it upon himself to roam the city streets looking to punish criminals, which he does so violently, beating them with sporting equipment, including baseball bats and hockey sticks
    • The turtles train to fight crime and avoid detection by the police
  • Raphael is portrayed with a rebellious character with which he treats his master Splinter dismissively, and speaks derisively to the group leader Leonardo
  • April is repeatedly shown dismissing, mocking, ignoring, and disobeying her employer, even to the point where he fires her
  • Charles' character and actions demonstrate a bad, negligent, and profane example of a father, but the movie presents him as normal and good

Abuse, Violence, and Murder

This movie promotes violations of the Sixth Commandment. God hates those who love violence (Ps. 11:5). The Bible says those who hate are murderers, and no murderer has eternal life (1Jo. 3:15).

  • Raphael is portrayed as one given to rage and vengeance, a fact attested to by his master Splinter, and exemplified by his repeated profane utterances throughout the movie, shoving his brothers in anger, and throwing one of his lethal sai weapons at Donatello over a trivial matter
  • The turtles and Casey are all shown enjoying and relishing violence
  • After Shredder falls into the back of a dumpster truck, Casey mockingly says, "Oops!" while turning on the crushing mechanism to kill him, then whistles as the crushing commences

Immodesty and Sexual Immorality

This movie violates the Seventh Commandment. The Bible warns that those who do not repent of sexual immorality will not inherit the kingdom of God (1Co. 6:9-10), but will be judged by God (Heb. 13:4). We are commanded to "flee fornication" (1Co. 6:18).

  • April (Judith Hoag, married) and Casey Jones (Elias Koteas, married) are shown kissing at the end of the movie, and are cheered on by the turtles
  • Casey forcefully sits April down in order to massage her neck, chest, and shoulders, and then takes God's name in vain when interrupted by the turtles
  • April is repeatedly shown immodestly dressed throughout the movie, wearing revealing low-cut V-neck shirts, pajamas, showing breast cleavage, exposing legs in short shorts and skirts. Her looks are frequently noted by the turtles and Casey Jones, calling her a "babe" and "fox"
  • Immodestly dressed teenagers (girls in crop tops and boys with unbuttoned shirts and exposed chests) are shown in Shredder's hideout
  • Hamato Yoshi is shown practicing martial arts while shirtless

Sinful Content in Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles

Warning! The following table contains direct quotations from the film, which include instances of blasphemy, profanity, and other vices.

TimestampClassificationCharacterQuote/Description
00:04:00ProfanityPolice Officer"What the hell's going on?"
00:04:11ImmodestyAprilImmodestly dressed, legs exposed
00:04:35ProfanityRaphael"Damn."
00:06:04ProfanityRaphael"Damn!"
00:07:05ViolenceRaphaelAngrily shoves Donatello
00:08:08False ReligionSplinter"I suggest we all meditate now on the events of this evening." (assumes a Hindu meditation pose)
00:10:05ProfanityPizza Deliverer"Where the heck is 122 and an 8?"
00:11:06ProfanityMichelangelo"Wise man say, 'Forgiveness is divine, but never pay full price for late pizza.'"
00:12:16ProfanityThief"What the hell was that?"
00:12:25VigilantismCasey Jones"Now, that was a crime, you purse-grabbing pukes, and this is the penalty." (hits thieves with his hockey stick)
00:12:43VigilantismCasey Jones"You did your job. Now get out of here and let me do mine. These JV low lives need to be taught a lesson." Raphael responds, "Not like that they don't. Not from you."
00:14:22VigilantismCasey Jones"So long, freak. I got work to do."
00:14:33ProfanityTaxi Passenger"What the heck was that?"
00:14:45ProfanityRaphael"Damn!" (screams at the top of his lungs)
00:15:04Disdain for AuthorityRaphaelAfter his master Splinter says, "Raphael, come sit by me," he dismissively responds, "Couldn't this wait until morning?" prompting Splinter to sternly say, "You will listen now."
00:15:30Splinter"My master Yoshi's first rule was possess the right thinking. Only then can one receive the gifts of strength, knowledge, and peace."
00:15:40AngerSplinter"I have tried to channel your anger, Raphael, but more remains. Anger clouds the mind."
00:16:40Disdain for AuthorityAprilResponding dismissively to her boss, "I knew you'd just worry and then rush over here like you did this morning." When he tells her security will escort her for her safety, she mockingly replies, "Yes, sir," prompting him to say, "I'm not kidding, April."
00:16:53Charles"I have to drive him there every morning now, just to make sure he goes [to school]."
00:16:55Disdain for AuthorityCharles"See? That's what he does when he wants to ignore me. Sticks his head in those things." (Danny put headphones on to ignore his father)
00:17:00ProfanityCharles"I wonder where the hell he got those things, anyway."
00:17:05April"Charles, give the kid a break."
00:17:20TheftDannySteals money from April's wallet (though he later repays her at the end of the movie, at 01:24:52)
00:18:10LustMichelangeloKisses April's face on TV screen, says, "I'm in love."
00:18:40LustLeonardo"The girl is a fox."
00:22:25BlasphemyApril"Oh my God! Oh my God!"
00:23:00Splinter"For 15 years now, we have lived here. Before that time, I was a pet of my master Yoshi, mimicking his movements from my cage and learning the secret art of ninja."
00:25:52Donatello"You said the magic word." (pizza)
00:26:22ImmodestyAprilImmodest short shorts, exposed legs
00:29:30ImmodestyAprilImmodest revealing V-neck pajamas
00:29:49Disdain for AuthorityAprilWhen her boss suggests she take a break, she walks off, "What are you talking about? It's my story. No way."
00:29:55DeceitApril"I just don't want you to see my unsightly bathtub ring, okay?" (lying, to keep one of the turtles from being detected, who was hiding in the bathtub)
00:30:54ProfanityCharles"What the heck were you doing with a car stereo, anyway?"
00:31:05ProfanityCharles"Danny, damn it! Dany, come back here!"
00:31:05Disdain for AuthorityDannyGets out of the car and runs away from his father, as he was taking him to school
00:31:17ImmodestyImmodestly dressed teenagers, girls in crop tops, boys with unbuttoned shirts, exposed chests
00:31:40GamblingTeens gambling, playing poker
00:36:43LustMichelangelo"She's a babe!" (referring to April)
00:37:00April"I've been speaking with Japanese-Americans in the past few days, who say that our crime wave is reminiscent of a secret band of ninja thieves who once operated in Japan."
00:37:15BlasphemyCharles"Oh, God."
00:38:27Disdain for AuthorityRaphael(derisively speaking to Leonardo) "Oh, so that's the plan from our great leader, huh? Just sit here on our butts?"
00:38:59ProfanityRaphael"Damn!"
00:39:50ProfanityMichelangelo"Ninja-kick the damn rabbit!" (scene is meant to provoke laughter)
00:40:06ImmodestyAprilImmodest short skirt
00:42:18BlasphemyApril"Oh, God!"
00:46:13LustCasey Jones"Oh, who is the babe?" (referring to April)
00:46:15ProfanityLeonardo"Who the heck is that?"
00:47:25Charles"April, it's Charles. I'm sorry. I don't know how else to say this. You're fired, April."
00:51:10ImmodestyAprilImmodest low-cut V-neck shirt, showing cleavage, and short skirt
00:52:23BlasphemyDonatello"Gosh, it's kind of like moonlighting, isn't it?"
00:54:07ImmodestyAprilWearing short skirt
00:54:45ImmodestyAprilWearing revealing undershirt, exposed back and chest
00:58:25ImmodestyAprilSame revealing undershirt, and short skirt
00:58:40Sexual ImmoralityCasey JonesForcefully sits April down, then massages her neck, chest, and shoulders
00:59:06BlasphemyCasey Jones"Oh, God."
00:59:16False ReligionLeonardoAssumes Hindu meditation pose, begins to meditate
00:59:34SorceryWhile meditating, Splinter communicates with Leonardo through astral projection
00:59:46SorceryLeonardo"He's alive! Splinter's alive! I don't think, I know."
01:00:06SorceryLeonardoHe gathers the rest of the turtles together, to sit and meditate around a fire
01:00:17SorceryLeonardo"Now, everybody close your eyes and concentrate. Concentrate hard." He assumes a Hindu meditation pose and the others follow suit
01:00:37SorceryThe fire turns blue, and Splinter appears, through astral projection, and he speaks, "I am proud of you, my sons. Tonight you have learned the final and greatest truth of the ninja—that ultimate mastery comes not of the body, but of the mind. Together, there is nothing your four minds cannot accomplish. ... And always remember the true force that binds you—the same as that which brought me here tonight, that which I gladly return with my final words."
01:03:08ImmodestyAprilWearing same immodest outfit
01:04:09Disdain for AuthorityDanny"I ran away from home. ... No, please don't call. Just let me stay here the night with you. We can call in the morning. I promise." (April was about to call his father, but relents)
01:04:11BlasphemyApril"Oh, God. Your father's going to have kittens."
01:05:10BlasphemyDanny"Jeez, these are good."
01:08:40ImmodestyYoshiShirtless, practicing martial arts
01:13:04BlasphemyRaphael"Gosh, I do hope there's more of them."
01:13:10ViolenceRaphael"Ah, good!"
01:17:50BlasphemyMichelangelo"God, I love being a turtle!"
01:19:45ProfanityDonatello"Damn!"
01:20:15HypocrisyDonatello"Maybe somebody ought to tell him that we're the good guys."
01:23:52MurderCasey JonesAfter Shredder falls into the back of a dumpster truck, he says "Oops!" while turning on the crushing mechanism to kill him, then whistles as the crushing commences
01:24:52DannyRepays April for the money he stole
01:25:06BlasphemyCharles"Danny? God, where have you been!"
01:26:12BlasphemyPolice Chief"Now what in God's name happened out here tonight?"
01:26:58Sexual ImmoralityApril, CaseyApril tells Casey, "Will you just shut up and kiss me?" and they proceed to kiss, and are cheered on by the turtles: "Alright April! Alright Casey! Yeah, that's the way to go!"
01:27:24Leonardo"We were awesome!"
01:27:28ProfanityRaphael"Bitchin!"
01:27:38ProfanityMichelangelo"Wicked!"
01:27:39ProfanityLeonardo"Hellacious!"